A Seaman's Quest for hair

I feel the breeze
Going through me hair
But that's lie
Coz my head is bear

Sometimes I
Try my best
To grow hair on me chest
But I fail, just like that.
Suddenly, hair was on me back.

Soon searing pain
Happens while I scream.
My wife laughs
as she makes me back smooth and clean.

Ah....we here....