My Descriptive homework last night

Detail Page Cos its currently one in the morning and I wanna sleep so please for the life of me….don’t judge me so harshly. K? K. I know its in second person, okay? A lot of this is gonna be edited. This is not the full thing I promise.

When beginning a brand new RPG, one is usually leaves your stomach filled to brim of excitement. But first one must first purchase a game. You enter you local  game store and see the large amount of games in the store. The sweet, ethereal scent of air tight games greets your nostrils as you enter the store. The lights reflection shines against the plastic of these brand new, smooth, and plastic video game cases into your eyes as you slowly browse the game store in search of the game you wish to purchase. Each of the rectangular cases is made of hard, black plastic and wrapped in smooth, translucent, sticky, thin layer of plastic. In-between these two pieces of plastic is a thin paper pamphlet with words written on them as well as the title of the game you want to purchase. You pick up the hard piece of plastic only to notice its lightweight and the description on the back of the case.


You decide that this is the game you want and slowly begin to make way of the cash register. On your way to the cash register you spot a attractive young woman. Her hair is long, brown, and appears as soft as an newly fluffed pillow. She turns around only to reveal her ocean blue eyes seem to light up the entire store. You can feel your heart slowly melt away into the wind as she cracks a smile at you with her vivacious lips. Suddenly you hear the words “May I help you?” and turned around only to be greeted by a horrific monster of a man.


You rub your eyes to see if you were not hallucinating that an extremely large elephant with flower bags for arms was talking to you. Unfortunately, you were not hallucinating. His face was covered with years of scarred skin, which was probably caused by acne. His cheeks looked like flabs off the back of an obese man’s back. His blood shot eyes had yellow spots on them and he appeared to be extremely cross-eyed so, you could not tell if he was looking at you or the people outside he store. His hair looked as if it was slowly receeding to his back and ears. The inside of his ears seemed to be covered in moist, thick, putrid smelling wax. His neck and lower jaw was covered in twisted, bush like hair and you begin to feel your stomach gag as you see the piece of beef jerky in his beard. He breathes heavily and the heavy, meaty, musky scent of beef jerky slowly burns you nostrils. He smiles widely only to reveal is decaying yellow and brown teeth. You gag at the thought that he kisses his mother with that mouth. He then proceeds to pick up, look at, and let lose a cacophony of senseless talk about how great the RPG your picking is and how awesome his level ninety nine sorcerer is. He then begins to swipe your plastic container under scanner with his unusually hairy, pimpled, greasy hands.

As he turns you can smell the putrid odor of his under arms and the sweet scent of men’s colon mixed together in an ungodly matrimony that could even make maggots gag. You give him you cash, tell him to keep the change, snatch your game, and quickly got the heck out of their. Vomit soon filled up your mouth and nose and you proceeded to let out all the liquids you body had stored. A few hours later you make it home, take an asprin, pop in your new game and start you quest. Usually ones stomach is filled to the brim with excitement but you threw that up too.